Arrest Report Sheet
NAME OF SUSPECT (嫌疑犯): Mr. John A. Berry
1 FOR ARREST：
●Use of bad language in a public place.
●Wasting a police officer's time.
●Damaging property and causing2to the publilc.
●There was something I didn't like about him.
DETAILED REPORT OF THE EVENTS LEADING UP TO THE ARREST
The suspect came into Mean Street Police Station at 4:37 p.m. on Wednesday, February 15th, claiming (声称) to have lost his car. Of course, this story did not satisfy a police officer like myself, and l 3 started to question the suspect. After about 45 minutes, he changed his story, claiming that the car had been stolen. Something about this story, too, 4 extremely unlikely and I refused to accept it.
The suspect kept telling his story. Luckily, I took a useful and 5 training course last weekend. So I used the active questioning skills from the course to get the real truth out of him.
When he finally 6 under my questioning, he admitted that he had parked his car in a no-parking zone, and then blown it up (爆炸). I have not yet worked out why he did this; my theory is that he is a mentally ill terrorist who sees parking rules as a symbol of everything he hates most in modern society. Signed Detective—Inspector Philip E. Morris
